i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did
I made my dad pull over for this
In health our teacher was showing us how to use girl condoms and passed around a fake vagina that everyone had to put said girl condom in. It got to a boy and he said “Do I really have to do this, vaginas aren’t really my forte.” and thats basically how he came out.
can someone please make a gold star for this guy that doesn’t say you tried
oKAY i am literally in love with this guy’s art (from insta) and can we just appreciate his face too
great not only do i have no talent im an ugly frog too
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.
Someone give this man a medal
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer